Charles Henry McKiernan, known popularly as \"Mountain Charley,\" was one of the first Euro-American settlers in the Santa Cruz Mountains region of California. McKiernan was a hunter, rancher, teamster, road-builder and stage-line operator. His personal motto was allegedly: \"Right wrongs nobody.\" Part of McKiernan's local fame was due to his disfigurement by a grizzly bear. As a consequence, \"it was said of McKiernan that no grizzly would argue with him over the right-of-way on a trail, a typical tall tale that in no way detracted from McKiernan's sterling reputation.\"
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